Oh sorry. What are you doingé Clone: I've been on a pineapple only diet all week and I still don't smell like a pineapple. What. Clone: I don't want my icky vagina to smell bad like they normally do. Clone: so I read online that I can make it smell like a pineapple! Oh my god I have to make a tutorial about this. It's time to talk about vaginas.
Your sausage wallet, punani, cookie, clam, toybox, cunt. Cunt is my favorite. Not just my favorite word for vaginas but like my favorite wordEnglish. It makes me really sad when I have casual vagina conversations with my friends and they don't know basic vagina owning 101. I wonder if theres a book called that. I'm going to look it up and if so its going to be on the screen right now. Just cause. I'm buying it. God I sound so pretentious. quot;I know more about vaginas then like, all of my friends.quot; Make a gif of that.
Alright, having a naturally bad smelling vagina isn't a thing. Vaginas are awesome. They smell awesome. And they taste awesome. Some people have faint scents, some people have strong scents. Do you want to bea tutorial about vaginasé When I tell people I don't wash my vagina they freak out. BUT HOW DO YOU KEEP IT CLEANé! Hey listen, vaginas clean themselves. They are a product of millions of years of evolution and all of that was before soap was invented.
There are actually lots and lots of little living things inside your vagina. Clone: AHHH! Don't freak out! There are tons of little living things all over and inside your body on the microbiological level and they're all working really hard to keep you healthy. So uh make their job a little easier and don't fuck it all up. Seriously if you're using soap or douchesyour vagina you are fucking up your natural cleaning process. Seriously though clean the dirty parts of your body. Your vagina isn't one of them. But having an unbalanced vagina is totally a thing. And if you use anything dirtyyour vagina like penises, toys, fingers you really gotta stay on top of it.
Now if your partners the one telling you to handle your shit downstairs tell them to go fuck a pineapple. But with that being said your vaginas a constant war between yeast and bacteria. If either of them wins, you're going to have a problem. That's not really how it works but I just love describing a vagina as that. IT'S A WAR ZONE. I don't know. Vaginas are badass y'all. Yeast infections and bacterial infections can both cause bad smells. BUUUUT, so called 'feminine freshness' products actually cause this.
They murder these tiny little organisms that keep you healthy and then make you smell bad. Let me say that again. DOUCHES AND SOAP MAKE YOU SMELL BAD. So you think you smell bad. You use a douche. You use a feminine soap. Then the smell goes away for a day and you're like, quot;Oh my god I smell like roses and mangoes!quot; Then the next day you smell bad again so you have to buy more of their products. It's a freakin vicious cycle. Chaching for them. Woof for you.
Cmo Tratar la Brucella Canis Brucellosis English Subtitles TvAgro por Juan Gonzalo Angel
Brucellosis is a disease that can be transmitted from animals to humans. It is an infectious disease and therefore it is one of the most transmitted zoonotic diseasesthe world. From a scientific point of view, at the moment we know of 10 different genus types of Brucella. The particular thing is that each one has some kind of contact with man, either because it is a , likethe case of canines, with the Brucella canis.
For peoplecontact with bovines, there's the Brucella abortus. For peoplecontact with pigs, there is the Brucella suis, and peoplecontact with goats or sheep, there's the Brucella melitensis. Let's say that these are the 4 classic types of Brucella, those that can infect a human being, because there are more types foundother mammals, such as marine animals like whales, sea lions and dolphins. (narrator) In Colombia, only the Brucella abortus has been recognized,
therefore, a national program of prevention, control, and eradiion of bovine brucellosis, issued by the ministry of Agriculture and the Colombian Institute of Farming, or ICA, has as a global goal to be able to certify the country as being free from Brucellosis by the year 2020. However, cases of Brucellosis have appearedboth canines and humans. Let's get to know some of these cases and take the necessary measures to avoid any possible contagion.
Canine brucellosis is a zoonotic disease produced by a bacterium called Brucella Canis. This bacteria is a very small coccobacillus with the capacity of infecting phagocytic cells and remainingthem. This makes it a difficult disease to control, because it can leave the cells, infect other cells and remain hidden for a very long time. When does it manifesté When the female or male canine suffers a moment of stress or of immunosuppression, the bacteria
is released and symptoms are produced. (narrator) The Brucella canis usually establishes itselfthe reproductive system, bothmales and females, but it can also be foundthe hemolymphatic system, bone marrow, the anterior uvea, meninges and vertebral discs. In males, symptoms appear on a reproductive level, with an inflammation of the testicles or becoming infertile due to
the epididymitis produced. Problemsthe joints can also arise. We have encountered uveitis or corneal opacity problems, andpuppies who are born infected, the bacteria can lodge itselfthe nervous system, causing problems not onlythe joints butthe nervous system. In females, the symptoms are strictly reproductive. These include spontaneous abortions as well as difficulty conceiving. Joint problems and corneal opacity, can also be presented, but issues are usually reproductive. It is mainly transmitted
(gentle music) Laci Oh hi, everyone! Throughout the last ten years I've had so many vaginal issues that I'm basically a certified hacker now. (ding) Before I get started sharingsome ancient remedies and twenty first century lifesavers
just a little reminder. I'm gonna be talking aboutvaginal infections and stuff and sometimes the symptoms ofthose are actually symptoms of things that are much more serious. So, yay, love your vagina and go to the when you need to. First step, when yeast getsa little outta control. Why yes, I am about to suggest
that you put garlicyour vagina. I know it sounds weird butit seriously works so well. Just pusha whole clove. Don't puncture it or will burn and change that baby every twelve hours. Usually within three to five days my yeast infections are gone. Yeah, it can leave a little bit of a smell
but who doesn't like garlic breadé The vagina's a pocket so it's not gonna get lost but if you're worried, you can tie some floss to it so that you can easily pull it out. For pain relief, I put plain yogurt twith live active cultures into the fingers of a latexglove and then freeze it.
Look for yogurt with theleast amount of sugar that you can find 'cause yeast loves sugar and when you pull it outof the freezer you'll have these delightful,(mumbling) yogurt tampons. Pop oneovernight witha pad to ch the leakage. Next up, UTIs. I know, I know you've heardit before but seriously, hyation is so freaking important.
Try to be inking alittle water all day long. Second, secret weapon is DMannose. You can get this at a supplement store and I take two capsules three times a day for five days whileinking lots of water. Continue taking it a few days even after the symptoms have gone. I've also had good results withprobiotics for bladder pain