Oh sorry. What are you doingé Clone: I've been on a pineapple only diet all week and I still don't smell like a pineapple. What. Clone: I don't want my icky vagina to smell bad like they normally do. Clone: so I read online that I can make it smell like a pineapple! Oh my god I have to make a tutorial about this. It's time to talk about vaginas.
Your sausage wallet, punani, cookie, clam, toybox, cunt. Cunt is my favorite. Not just my favorite word for vaginas but like my favorite wordEnglish. It makes me really sad when I have casual vagina conversations with my friends and they don't know basic vagina owning 101. I wonder if theres a book called that. I'm going to look it up and if so its going to be on the screen right now. Just cause. I'm buying it. God I sound so pretentious. quot;I know more about vaginas then like, all of my friends.quot; Make a gif of that.
Alright, having a naturally bad smelling vagina isn't a thing. Vaginas are awesome. They smell awesome. And they taste awesome. Some people have faint scents, some people have strong scents. Do you want to bea tutorial about vaginasé When I tell people I don't wash my vagina they freak out. BUT HOW DO YOU KEEP IT CLEANé! Hey listen, vaginas clean themselves. They are a product of millions of years of evolution and all of that was before soap was invented.
There are actually lots and lots of little living things inside your vagina. Clone: AHHH! Don't freak out! There are tons of little living things all over and inside your body on the microbiological level and they're all working really hard to keep you healthy. So uh make their job a little easier and don't fuck it all up. Seriously if you're using soap or douchesyour vagina you are fucking up your natural cleaning process. Seriously though clean the dirty parts of your body. Your vagina isn't one of them. But having an unbalanced vagina is totally a thing. And if you use anything dirtyyour vagina like penises, toys, fingers you really gotta stay on top of it.
Now if your partners the one telling you to handle your shit downstairs tell them to go fuck a pineapple. But with that being said your vaginas a constant war between yeast and bacteria. If either of them wins, you're going to have a problem. That's not really how it works but I just love describing a vagina as that. IT'S A WAR ZONE. I don't know. Vaginas are badass y'all. Yeast infections and bacterial infections can both cause bad smells. BUUUUT, so called 'feminine freshness' products actually cause this.
They murder these tiny little organisms that keep you healthy and then make you smell bad. Let me say that again. DOUCHES AND SOAP MAKE YOU SMELL BAD. So you think you smell bad. You use a douche. You use a feminine soap. Then the smell goes away for a day and you're like, quot;Oh my god I smell like roses and mangoes!quot; Then the next day you smell bad again so you have to buy more of their products. It's a freakin vicious cycle. Chaching for them. Woof for you.
*whip, clearing throat* This is Lollipop a striped skunk from Animal Wonders. Check it out! Lollipop was born like other skunks with two glands on either side of her anus. They were removed so she could be handled by people without spraying her skunk stink on them. A stink that is there to communie: back off! Sorry about your bum Lollipop, thanks for letting me hold you! Human beings do a lot to remove their own smells or at least cover them up. Showering, shaving, wearing cologne, perfume, deodorant, body sprays and scented lotions.
But these smells are important! They communie. In some cultures, where they're not so obsessed with masking them, people actually increase exposure to these natural body scents. Take for example: parts of Europe where some women dab a bit of vagina juice behind the ear and on the neck to attract or arouse partners. It works! We don't definitively know why or how, but multiple studies suggest pheromones. A type of hormone or chemical messenger that communies with other bodies.
Asyou may know from watching this tutorial, there are hormones involvedtelling my body to release an egg and menstruate and so on. Messages from a part of me sent to another part of me. Pheromones are sent from a part of me to a part of you. They communie between bodies not just within them. This is actually quite common among living organisms. Plants, bacteria, insects, mammals. Many of them, like skunks, that say, (silly voice) quot;sexy times over here!quot; (normal voice) There's a wasp whose pheromone chemistry actually suppresses the sexual behavior of other wasps so it can have a monopoly on mating. Human pheromones are thought to communie all sorts of sexual info:
a person's sexual orientation, political beliefs, genetic diversity and fertility. Before goingdepth, here's an early reminder to stay curious. Because, a lot of research on this concludes A and another set of research disputes it saying B. For example, the debate on menstrual synchronicity. The idea that menstruating femalesclose quarters will start bleeding at similar times. While studying at Harvard, Martha McClintock first observed thisthe 70s while livingthe dorms, lots of womenclose quarters. And she related it to her ideas of pheromonesmice.
Later researchers Preddy and Cutler tried putting sweat from one woman on the upper lip of the others and found 80% of them changed cycles to be moreline with the person whose sweat they wore. As80% of you who menstruate would have my menstrual cycle timing if got upmy armpit secretions. And if Nick's armpit (biosex male) your cycle would adjust to be more regular, more fertile. Irregular cycleé Now you know what to do. You get upNick's armpit. What do you think Lollipop, are humans so strangeé (laughs)
Partner selection. McDermott of Brown University found that scent communies political compatibility. Here's the study. Ten liberals and eleven conservatives eliminated fragrances from their regimes: no smoking, no perfumes, no scented soaps or shampoos, deodorants, close contact with s, or having sex for 24 hours, while a gauze pad was stuck to their underarm to collect their smells. Then, 125 people without any information about the scent's donors went from pad, to neutralizer, to pad, to neutralizer, and so on, ranking the samples on a scale of attraction from 1 to 5. The findings, liberals like the smells of liberals and dislike smells of conservatives