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Vaginal Smell And Taste

Why does my vagina smell

Oh sorry. What are you doingé Clone: I've been on a pineapple only diet all week and I still don't smell like a pineapple. What. Clone: I don't want my icky vagina to smell bad like they normally do. Clone: so I read online that I can make it smell like a pineapple! Oh my god I have to make a tutorial about this. It's time to talk about vaginas.

Your sausage wallet, punani, cookie, clam, toybox, cunt. Cunt is my favorite. Not just my favorite word for vaginas but like my favorite wordEnglish. It makes me really sad when I have casual vagina conversations with my friends and they don't know basic vagina owning 101. I wonder if theres a book called that. I'm going to look it up and if so its going to be on the screen right now. Just cause. I'm buying it. God I sound so pretentious. quot;I know more about vaginas then like, all of my friends.quot; Make a gif of that.

Alright, having a naturally bad smelling vagina isn't a thing. Vaginas are awesome. They smell awesome. And they taste awesome. Some people have faint scents, some people have strong scents. Do you want to bea tutorial about vaginasé When I tell people I don't wash my vagina they freak out. BUT HOW DO YOU KEEP IT CLEANé! Hey listen, vaginas clean themselves. They are a product of millions of years of evolution and all of that was before soap was invented.

There are actually lots and lots of little living things inside your vagina. Clone: AHHH! Don't freak out! There are tons of little living things all over and inside your body on the microbiological level and they're all working really hard to keep you healthy. So uh make their job a little easier and don't fuck it all up. Seriously if you're using soap or douchesyour vagina you are fucking up your natural cleaning process. Seriously though clean the dirty parts of your body. Your vagina isn't one of them. But having an unbalanced vagina is totally a thing. And if you use anything dirtyyour vagina like penises, toys, fingers you really gotta stay on top of it.

Now if your partners the one telling you to handle your shit downstairs tell them to go fuck a pineapple. But with that being said your vaginas a constant war between yeast and bacteria. If either of them wins, you're going to have a problem. That's not really how it works but I just love describing a vagina as that. IT'S A WAR ZONE. I don't know. Vaginas are badass y'all. Yeast infections and bacterial infections can both cause bad smells. BUUUUT, so called 'feminine freshness' products actually cause this.

They murder these tiny little organisms that keep you healthy and then make you smell bad. Let me say that again. DOUCHES AND SOAP MAKE YOU SMELL BAD. So you think you smell bad. You use a douche. You use a feminine soap. Then the smell goes away for a day and you're like, quot;Oh my god I smell like roses and mangoes!quot; Then the next day you smell bad again so you have to buy more of their products. It's a freakin vicious cycle. Chaching for them. Woof for you.

DIRTY VAGNAS

Oh hi! As you may havenoticed, your vagina does not come with an owner's manual. Although, I can tellyou that would have been really helpful and saved me a lot of infections growing up. Vaginas work basically like this. It's like a little ecosystem. It maintains and cleans itself.

The actual vagina, the inside, you never have to cleanthere. And you don't ever wantto put anythingthere. Well, nothing to cleanthere. That includes douches,soaps, bleach. (squeals) What all that stuff doesis go all upthere, and it (bleep) everything up. And the vagina has good bacteria that

keeps you clean and healthy. By introducing soap ordouching, you kill off that good bacteria, and youcan mess up the delie pH balance of the vagina, whichcan cause a yeast infection or also something calledbacterial vaginosis, which is characterized by a fishy smell. You can also get urinarytract infections from getting soap around your rurethra, your urethra.

Yeah, I can talk! So, any time you see thesoap, it's coming towards your vagina, you say, quot;Get away, soap! quot;We are not cool, be gone!quot; Now,terms of keepingthe outside clean, the proper way to clean your vulva is to gently spread your labia or the lips, and then use some warm water and your hand

to gently rub betweenthe folds and clear off all the sweat and bacteria. quot;So, you mean I shouldn't use shampooéquot; No. quot;What about shaving creaméquot; Only on the hair part. quot;What about toothpasteéquot; That's for your teeth.

quot;Oh yeah.quot; Vaginas are not nearly asdirty as people think they are. You want dirtyé Probe someone's mouth. Warm water, your hands,a washcloth, or a loofah. That's all you need to stay clean. I swear on my vagina! I think a lot of the reasonwhy people scrub vigorously

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